Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.

Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.

by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011

mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006

Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?

by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004

Masteritis

The period between Christmas day 2009 and New Years day 2010 where many members of the public turned into the Master from Doctor Who.

Masteritis has spread like wildfire on many popular internet sites.

by MrsMazzyTennant January 1, 2010

Masterbache

To masterbate using a soiled nappy or daiper.

That Sean's so sick man. He loves to nothing more than getting home, putting on his silk kimono and to Masterbache.

by Dave Woolham May 21, 2008

macsterbater

someone who uses their mac to repeadetly masterbate
sometiems using porn, sometimes not

Tom " Ed is such a macsterbater, he jacks off to his mac book pro all the time."

Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn

by turmanjidurk May 18, 2010

manternity

man-ter-ni-ty \man-‘tÇ r-nÇ -tÄ“\

Noun

1 a: the quality or state of being a man : manhood

b: the qualities of a man : manliness

Verb

1 a: the act of doing things a man needs to do to ensure that their masculinity stays intact : doing things that men enjoy to do

b: enjoying simple pleasures that only a man could understand

Adjective

: granted to a man <manternity leave><manternity rights>

I am going on manternity leave to get my some me time.

by jimcolv October 11, 2012