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Molest

Bro, you're such a molest WTF
by s0me0ne 2.0 November 22, 2022
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Ur Ancestors Molesters

This Is The Ulitimate Insult!

Use It To Make Someone Uninstall Life.
Better Than:
- Ur Mom Gay
- Ur Dad Lesbian
- Ur Brother A Mother
- Ur Sisters A Mister
- Ur Granny Tranny
- etc.
Jimmy: Ur Ancestors Molesters!
Bob: Melts Into Liquid Form.
by @12yrolds.only April 13, 2018
mugGet the Ur Ancestors Molestersmug.

Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.
by Djentile March 10, 2019
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Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.
Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017
mugGet the Chode Molestermug.

Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
mugGet the Blue headed molestation monkeymug.

Molestation

Where the FBI molests you, and then claims that they aren't even touching you, while admitting that they are definitely molesting you and laughing about it, but their mouth is still in your cock or their tongue is still licking your ass crack up and down.
It's molestation of the highest order if you are being molested and the FBI are laughing at you.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
mugGet the Molestationmug.

Mannequin molester

They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them
Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s

Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester
by Ohfr June 21, 2022
mugGet the Mannequin molestermug.

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