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Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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Butthole Molestation

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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mouth molesting

two people being disgustingly gross and kissing/eating each other's faces in public; fucking with their mouths
Ew, look at Billy and Jessica mouth molesting each other in the hall.
by Saxosheep April 11, 2016
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molester

a man that touches and tickles penises
jack: stfu
man: tickle tickle bitch
jack: MOLESTER ALERT
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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Standard child molestation vehicle

Squad car for the police in opposition to the $500 shit box I could get free for copper poisoning for their abuse in the Guelph police service canines
They raped me at 12 of my childhood education and 16 of my childhood home and children standard child molestation vehicles are disgusting menace to society
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
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sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze
i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold
by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020
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Retardation Molestation

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.
by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016
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