mitchshitism

Any word that comes out of someone called mitch, usually absolutely bollocks

As normal mitch spouted forth his usual mitchshitism

by Jeza July 26, 2016

mitchell pearce

The definition of a Mitchell Pearce is Poo Boy, with a fat girlfriend, lives in a caravan and owns a transit, with an appetite for Dog Clit.

1) You are such a Mitchell Pearce.
2) Don't be a Mitchell Pearce.
3) I don't like you, when you're a Mitchy P.

by Karid November 14, 2016

mitchell wilson

The best brother ever has a big wolly and always gets da chikas but can be annoying and fast as fuck boiii

Girl: I don't know how he did it so fast .

Mitchell Wilson: I'm just fast as fuck boiii

by Owen tallentire April 19, 2018

Mitched

When you misplace everything. Nothing is out of the question. There is nothing too big, too small, expensive or rare that you cannot lose. It's like a less exciting version of where's waldo, except you're looking for your iPhone X, your Tesla, or your $16 bottle of Rosé. If its mitchaking you crazy, don't worry, you're not alone.

Darn, I mitched again. Where did I leave my son?

by Newfonewhodis January 12, 2018

mitchell status

Its a person that has foreskin.

That guy has Mitchell status.

by Berick johnson May 9, 2018

Mitchel moment

Just like a bruh moment , except in line with a Mitchel moment , in other words , when something does anything other than how it’s meant to

Lex- mines diamonds only for them to fall in lava
Anyone around him , yo that’s a Mitchel moment

by Blazed on a kayak August 27, 2019

Mitchwiched

The act of being sandwiched by two people named Mitch.

Can happen anywhere from the bus to the bed.

Mitch: *Enters a crowded bus* Pardon me, miss. Mitch coming through. *Stands in front of woman*
The woman stands aside and thinks to herself about the Mitch in front of her. While deep in thought, another individual approaches and stands behind her. Her brain begins piecing the puzzle pieces together as she slowly turns her head around to the man behind her. Her eyes catch glimpse of a small worn nametag on the mans shirt. Her face slowly turns to horror as she sees those damned letters "M" "I" "T" "C" "H" and realizes that she has been mitchwiched.

by Milawo September 10, 2019