Malachi

An average height insensitive black kid who will roast the crap out of you and not care how you feel. He is very smart though and is good at debating but don't trust him too much. He could use your problems and secrets against you at any time and he will. He is a trustworthy person though. Can't cook but claims he can. Is not funny but claims he is.

Who is that kid who keeps roasting everybody?
Omg, that is Malachi. Stay away from him.

by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020

malachi

a boy that is smart, athletic , and kind but if you make him mad its not gonna be nice. he is very creative and spunky.
follow his Instagram @that_kiddoo_

do you have a friend named Malachi ?

by that_kiddoo_ March 18, 2020

Maladd

An absolute sexy motherfucker who has a giant cock and is super cute. Irresistible and very hot, he is a gentle, muscular sexy man. Also cute. Don't forget cute.

"I'd DEFINITELY fuck Maladd!"
"That man is a Maladd!"

by TheGuyWhoMakesWords November 25, 2021

danse macabre

the performance of a kind of dance that happens when bullets rip through your body, often rapidly so that your body is animated and appears to be dancing.

the body shifted from side to side violently as bullets poured into his body they called it the Danse Macabre

by Mrs X September 21, 2005

Malachai Schang

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.

That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"

by Malachai May 25, 2003

Malachi

Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.

See that skinny guy? That's Malachi. He thinks he's the shit, when he's really just a pile of poop.

by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012

Macabre

Chicago speed metal band consisting of:

Corporate Death-
7-string guitar and lead vocals

Nefarious-
6-string bass and backing vocals

Dennis the Menace-
Drums

Nearly every song is about serial killers. Notable ones include:
"Ed Gein"
"David Brom Took An Axe"
"Jeffrey Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory"
"Night Stalker"
"Dr. Holmes - He Stripped Their Bones"
"Unabomber"

Many great albums including Gloom, Sinister Slaughter, Behind the Walls of Sleep, Unabomber, Dahmer, Morbid Campfire Songs, and Murder Metal.

While I dismembered the man attempting to break into my home, I was listening to "Serial Killer" by Macabre. My favorite band.

by Jeff Dahmer June 21, 2004