lopster

a generic form of lobster and made out of pancake syrup and Styrofoam.

We had $9.99 steak and "lopster" at Bourbon Street in The Vegas.

by Margaret June 13, 2005

Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.

"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021

ninja looter

-A player in an MMORPG who attempts to loot every monster killed in a group as quickly as possible
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"Dude, we killed 4 Krayt Dragons, but some ninja looter ganked all the drops!"

by Knight of the Hub February 7, 2004

poot looter

See turd burgling ass monkey.

by Slacker May 20, 2003

Hillbilly lottery

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired

Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.

by gigger06 August 29, 2010

Lottery

the act of "pulling out" during unprotected sex before orgasm, quite possible resulting in the one in a million chance the female will still get pregnant

I wasn't wearing a rubber, so instead, I pulled a lottery. Hopefully she's on the pill.

by darthdano February 13, 2009

lootering

(intransitive senses)
To participate in looting

Source: vernacular overheard in radio interview with a New Orleans resident.

There was a Krogers, and at first I saw some other people lootering...

by jaydub69 September 15, 2005