Urban Dictionary: Definitions by gigger06

Hillbilly lottery

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired

Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.

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When you wear your crappiest, hole filled, and stained clothing to Wal Mart so that you can blend into the environment.

Unless you want to recreate a scence from Deliverance, you better put on your Wal Mart camo!

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An animal (in particular, a dog) that will sneak up on you while you're watching TV and lick you to death

Look out Rob, my dog Hildi is a real lick ninja.

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Hanging slobber from a living thing's mouth that looks like an icicle.

Most commonly found with dogs and crying children.

Whenever I eat a snack, my dog always gets the droolcicles under his lips.

Droolcicle by gigger06 January 3, 2010

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