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Coal-lateral

Damage done by large coal exporting nations when economic prosperity is put ahead of long term sustainabilty.
Our first concern is the economy. It's not our problem if there is downstream coal-lateral damage.
by Coal-ition of the unhappy February 12, 2010
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hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.
Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."
by dipstickin December 12, 2014
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tri-laterial commission

A job or task given to a group of three very influential parties from across the world formulating an order of work from across the nation's sea. To hear the unspoken and read the unwritten. Speak the Untold and Rule alltheworld.

3 groups of people authorized to carry out a duty.
Checks and Balance system in our country is a form of tri-laterial commission in the United States.
by Cristina Marie June 6, 2014
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Flaming Latent

A guy who kinda looks straight but when he talks he sounds like a queen by constantly projecting.
So this flaming latent must like being called girl by his "girlfriend" when they talk. He got mad when I pointed out straight guys don't like that shit.
by Bigrick9 November 7, 2020
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Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009
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check you later

Equivalent of 'see you later' or 'smell you later'
Me: i needa get home, i'll check you later aight.
by hommusthot May 10, 2016
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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017
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