" I'm hungry, I want to eat a whole extra,extra large pizza, now! please mommy!" "Boy, you betta drink some laterade, and stop trippin' out! You know we broke today...sheeeeaaat!"
Laterade
Pronounced: Lat-er-aid
Part of speech: Verb, Noun
Definition:
The act of fully committing to a reckless or all-in decision with complete acceptance of whatever consequences come afterward. A conscious “full send” when there is no plan, no hesitation, and no turning back.
Usage:
• “We’re outnumbered and low HP… Laterade.”
• “He knew it wouldn’t work, but he Lateraded anyway.”
• “That wasn’t strategy—that was pure Laterade.”
Origin:
Coined during a gaming session when a player impulsively committed to a high-risk move with no plan beyond sending it and dealing with the outcome later.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.