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Landen

A really nice guy who is funny, smart, and sometimes loyal. This kind of guy will be nice to you if you’re nice to him. Landen loves food, video games, women, baseball, cigars, and a care free jolly time. Landen is the kind of guy the ladies love yet Landen rarely interacts with women because of his personality which creates a social wall between him and the hotties which would happily suck him off if he made the move.
Landen loves to lick popcicles.
by Ticity tocity im a stalkerty November 2, 2019
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morgan landers

the perfect girl! shes tall and an athlete and beautiful and the most amazing girl you could ever meet:)
is that morgan landers? yeah man. damn shes gorgeous!!!
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No Hander Lander

after taking a shower (normally sports players) flipping your dick up to your belly button multiple times then cathing it in-between your legs
Dude after our sweet win i took a shower and did a no hander lander in one shot
by osama bin diesel May 11, 2011
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Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.
I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.
by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009
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Landen

He’s stupid and never will get a gf
Landen landen said what and the other guy said your stupid
by Landen1880 December 18, 2017
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ladedah

he was dancing ladedah
by blgb October 17, 2006
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lander

The act of cumming without intention or
If I ever met Becky in real life I'd lander all over myself.
by Oskfred January 3, 2017
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