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Ashton Kutcher

Further proof that this country is fucked.
Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.
by Ollie Oxenfree May 29, 2004
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Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.
While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 30, 2008
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Two C***s in a Kitchen

A genuine technical term used in advertising, often abreviated to "two c's in a kitchen". This unbeleivably offensive term relates to any advert based around two people discussing something for the purpose of a camera.

The origins of this are based in early washing powder comercials where two people would say something like "Oh, how do you get those whites so bright?". Apparently even in the early days people found it hard to keep a straight face on set.

Now there are several pastiches, including two c's by a washing line, two c's in a bar, in a car, anywhere.

In short, two people discussing something pointlessly and in an artificial or clearly staged manner for the benefit of onlookers, sometimes in irony.
Dude, I just had to sit through a party political broadcast with a staged interview. It was so totally two c's.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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Kitchen Snow

"Hustlaz be gettin doe by pitchin dat kitchen snow" - SouloCutz, 2008
by SouloCutz December 24, 2008
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In the Kitchen

Constantly hooking up with your ex's
Jessica GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

I'm not in the kitchen

um...yes you are

It's not my fault i was tricked!
by Dani_Joy March 22, 2009
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kutcher'd

named after ashton kutcher who would make people look dumb.

1: to get punk'd in any way
2: made to look stupid
3: can be used almost any time somthing bad happens to someone
if u fall for an april fools prank. you just got kutcher'd
by vvvvv April 6, 2007
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Kitchenware sexuality

Is were your attracted to kitchenware such as pans, toasters, fridges and others you are kitchenware sexuality
you: hey my sexuality is kitchenware
me: so your sexually attracted to fridges and toasters
you: yes exactly kitchenware sexuality
me: never come to my house again i'm hiding my kitchenware
by SATANSCHILDBITCH June 16, 2020
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