quick keys

when you pull your keys out of your pocket and try and stick them in your car or house door as fast as you possibly can as if your were being chased by a killer

(usually done for practice, in hopes of never having to be used in actual situation)

Cam: Hey man, never give your keys to Jessica, i saw her try and do quick keys yesterday when a homeless man walked up to her in a parking lot and she totally would not have gotten away if that was a killer

Kelvin: Thanks for the warning dude

by kamrun82 March 8, 2010

Car keys

Persons of a coloured decent can be referred to by the white man as "darkies"
However, use of said word around the aformentioned black man can result in a painful or even fatal demise..

Therefore, it should be established among the white man that Car Keys, is a Cockney Rhyming Slang term, for "Darkies".. making our community a safer place for all of us. :D

1) HOLY SHIT MAN... This place is full of Car Keys...

2) God damn Car Keys stole my Car Keys..

by Saint Jeffs August 20, 2009

The Black Keys

Modern blues band consisting of Dan Auerbach (guitarist/vocalist) and Patrick Carney (drummer) from Akron Ohio. Their music sounds just as amazing live if not better than their albums. They don't quite feel retro or especially arcane. Their music is dirty, grungy, noisy, swampy blues with a lot of soul.

They were first signed when college dudes with Polo shirts and sandals on were walking straight out of the a club in Oxford Mississippi while The Black Keys were playing. They knew that the guys from Fat Possum (their record label) were also there which made The Black Keys extremely nervous. But later the guys from Fat Possum said that's how they test their bands - if everybody from Oxford walks out then they sign 'em (laughs).

The Black Keys will one day find their place in classic rock history if they already haven't with the fans they have today.

"Chip had to change his pants after The Black Keys concert."

by Chipward March 8, 2009

Sticky Keys

When your watching porno, and spray your man-goo all over your keyboard

John was getting really into it and gave his computer sticky keys

by TheGoombas September 4, 2010

Stinky Keys

The art of farting on your roomate's keyboard while he is out of the room. When the roomate returns, they are greeted with some stinky keys when they go to check their email.

"My roommate was pissing me off so when he went down to the cafeteria to grab some lunch, I made sure to leave him with some stinky keys."

by CeJ x NaSTy September 13, 2009

black keys

The Black Keys: Blues Rock band out of Ohio that make amazing music. Two Members, guitar and drums.

Sounds Like: Hendrix if he played live with Led Zep.

by Jason Hickey February 4, 2004

Sticky Keys

Press shift 5 times to activate.
It is supposed to allow you to use either SHIFT, CTRL, ALT and the Windows logo by pressing one key, but people I know refer it to some awesome joke, as they yell "STICKYKEYS!" in random places and at random times.

Sticky Keys Guy: "WOOOOOOT STICKYKEYS!"
Random person: "Um, hi?"
Sticky Keys Guy: "YAAAAAAAAAAAY"
Random Person: "Hello?
Sticky Keys Guy: "I LOOOOOVE STIIIICKYKEEEEEYS"
Random Person: "Sigh..."

by 17G December 6, 2011