Sneaky Jeans

Combination of wearing both jeans & sneakers/runners together.

Highly fround upon in the fashion industry and act that is commited by most dads aged over 40.

Hey man, check out that guys sneaky jeans

Is he really going to pull out his sneaky jeans to wear to that party?!

by eddie steph July 4, 2012

ripped jeans

basically the most attacked clothing at any family event

granny: what are you wearing young lady?
me: uh jeans?
granny- they are ripped jeans!!
me: ...

by kylehhhh April 21, 2019

mom jeans

High waisted jeans with a tapered leg. Nobody looks good in these type of jeans. They make your thighs, hips, and belly look much bigger than they actually are.

A lot of women in their 40s tend to only buy these type of pants for a reason the baffles me. If you own a pair of Mom Jeans, you should burn them right away.

"Holy shit! Those Mom Jeans would make a supermodel look fat and frumpy!"

by NChick1987 February 9, 2006

lawnmower jeans

Jeans with holes and tears in them. It looks like they were run over by a lawnmower.

Guy: Were your jeans attacked by a lawnmower?

Wearer: No, I bought them like this. They are lawnmower jeans.

by Creepy Butters April 16, 2007

spanish jeans

another word for sweat pants

"Dan is wearing his spanish jeans to work again"

by Chris I. November 3, 2005

Friday Jeans

The sexy denim pants worn on a casual friday that show off a female co-workers rear in a positive way.

Whoa, did you see the friday jeans?

Yeah, that thing looked great today.

by Mr Big Time February 14, 2009

Skin-tight baggy jeans

Jeans that are really tight, but the person wears them as if they are baggy. the jeans often hae holes and complemented with a gang bandanna. Often a style done by bmx'ers

G1:Did you see that guy on the bike? his jeans are tight, but he sags them as if they are too big!

G2: He's obviously a bmx'er wearing skin-tight baggy jeans. if he isn't, imma have to bust a cap in dis mofo

by PandaPilot April 23, 2010