infallible underpants

A phrase mocking any token or procedure the possession or performance of which invests a person with arbitrary authority.

It's a nod to the specific criteria necessary for the Pope to be said to be exercising Papal Infallibility -- and so be speaking for God. Without fulfilling the criteria he's just a man in a funny hat and can be as wrong any anyone else.

"I don't need to look it up. I'm wearing my infallible underpants."

"For Christ's sake Bob, you've a clipboard not infallible underpants."

by jamiebabe August 14, 2015

Infac

Short for infrastructure.

The nation's power infac is in need of major repairs.

by cds1231 June 21, 2016

infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.

1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Infantite

an infinite number of babies

Two people on a date:

Bartholomew: how many kids do you want?

Sandra: infantite!

by crazyforcats December 7, 2018

Infallible Fell

Infallible Fell is a person who cannot fail no matter how difficult things become.

Riddick is the perfect example of the Infallible Fell.

by king1dominate July 31, 2019

Infant school

A nice filler time to play and do nowt for like 3 years while u mature from age 4-6 . U also need to collect Pokemon’s to be cool and have friends .

Andrew : wanna trade Pokemon’s??
Josh: wot u got ?
Andrew: a CHARAZARD !!!

Josh : already got it (walks away feeling in top of the world )

Andrew : but now I’m cool bc I’m in infant school with Pokemon’s right ??!?

Josh : get on my level then talk to me( flicks his hair and feels like a boss )

by Eliza Nic December 9, 2019

Infant Bail Out

When you or your brother/sister commits tell on brother over them telling on you thinking it will cancel out the negatives for you.

Infant Bail Out is what cowards do

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 16, 2021