hemorrhoid

what Cheney and Bush are... one big pain in the a**...

Man stop being such a hemorrhoid!!

by A giant sinkhole July 19, 2006

Hemophilia

An intense sexual attraction to blood.

Tim: "Dude I love having sex when my girlfriend is on her period. It gets me off like nothing else. Regular sex isn't nearly as exciting any more."
Eric: "Sounds like you might have a serious case of hemophilia."

by FeralPersona January 15, 2013

hemorage

To freak out, stress or have an unpleasant epiphone in a short moment that result in you hemoraging, not in your brain, but in your pants.

Omg i just hemoraged!

by choges April 10, 2008

Hemorrhoid

A literal pain in the ass.

I have hemorrhoids. Turns out my ex-wife isn't the only pain in the ass in my life.

by Botich September 17, 2011

hemon

A noun/adjective: A person known for the most swag. The realest og. Isn't a pussy ass nigge

Damn I wish I were Hemon.

Lmfao what a Hemon, gettin them btches

by Gxng January 7, 2015

Hemophobic

The fear of homosexual emo people

Me: look at those emo guys making out over there LOL
Bob: HOLY SHIT GET THEM AWAY FROM ME
Me: haha you're so hemophobic

by EmoHater9000 December 21, 2008

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

where i am currently in full time education. we albino hemophiliacs need a place where we can work and play together and chew each other's ears, and stay inside all day in darkness away from the sun

i go to the little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs because i am an albino hemophiliac

by bizzle dizzle the kizzle shizzle nizzle September 18, 2003