Heinzsight

Understanding of a baked bean related situation only after it has happened.

In heinzsight I shouldn't have taken a thermos of baked beans on my first date

by Roy Royson October 29, 2020

Heinz-Leonard maneuver

The act of fisting someone by using both hands filling most, if not all available holes.

Did you hear Heinz fisted both of lenoards ass-holes he gave him to old Heinz-Leonard maneuver

by killercut20 January 8, 2021

Heineken Virus

A hysterical or horribly unfunny (depending on your sense of humor) way of referring to the Coronavirus.

Jarrison: I went to get tested yesterday and luckily I tested negative for the Heineken Virus!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!

by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021

Heinekholic

An individual with a physical, mental, or social addiction to or overuse of Heineken. A person who takes part in excessive and repetitive drinking of Heineken.

Leslie loves Heineken so much, he just may be a Heinekholic.

by Kryppz March 8, 2022

Heine

Heine is the definition of a cringe kid that takes everything insanely personal and NEVER stops complaining and crying. The arguement could've ended YEARS ago and he would bring it up for a reason to cheat on you. Heine always has small pp and is a mommys boy. Or is he a boy? With them acting that much of a pussy i do not know

You are being a fucking Heine

by Man with big pp 69420 April 3, 2022

Heinerschite

To destroy one's own career in a profound or dramatic manner.

Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.

by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023

selective hoeing

Selective hoeing is the act of being of hoe. But not just being a hoe for anybody, you're very selective of who you send them booty pics to. For example, you could have 10 niggas in your DM's and only be picking and choosing specific ones.

Girl 1: "Damn Becky, you've been a real hoe lately."
Girl 2: "It's not just regular hoeing, it's selective hoeing."

by OmareBeach December 6, 2016