Hundred Acres Manor

Pittsburgh's scariest, 100% volunteer haunted house. Located in South Park PA.

"hey, do you want to go to Hundred Acres Manor this weekend?" "Hell yeah, that place scares the piss out of me."

by Elliot Gardner October 3, 2007

Blue Code of Honor

An unwritten law that states that a police officer may not rat on a fellow police officer unless there are undeniably incontrovertable circumstances involved.

Officer Reyes wasn't allowed to talk about the drunk-driving incident to Officer Hanlon because of the Blue Code Of Honor.

by pentozali December 23, 2011

honored

the term someone with the UTMOST thirst uses to court the opposite sex

I would be honored if m'lady would go on a date with me

by honored August 24, 2015

self humor sam

Also known as "SHS"-

A person who laughs at their own jokes or comments before anyone else has a chance to react. Most of the time SHS's material is NOT funny in the least. It is usually based around simple everyday tasks, such as getting a cup of coffee.

Also, SHS laughs at NOBODY else's jokes. He will just stare at you and try to make you feel as stupid as possible.

If Self Humor Sam laughs after someone else's joke, it is usually because he is thinking of something he said earlier.

Common side effects include: helmet hair, wife who acts as secretery, weekend biker, ugly teeth, attracts all skanks in workplace

you: (tells punchline to good joke)
Self Humor Sam: ........(blank stare)
I'm playing in a poker tournament
this weekend. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!

by bartok July 28, 2008

The Honorary Title

Band like: Bright Eyes
Debut Album: Anything Else But The Truth
Who: Jarrod Gorbel & Aaron Kamstra

pff. yeah. go their their cd.

"everything i once had" is an amazing song.

by britt December 13, 2004

sadistic humor

Humor originally created by Satan. 1. An act almost always only funny for the one doing it. 2. Taking satisfaction from someone else pain. Usually the first signs of a serial killer.

Stan: "Why did you pull my chair out from under me?"
George: "Ha Ha, suck it motha fucka."
Stan: "That wasn't funny, Thats sadistic humor!"
George: "I am going to papercut you until you die and then collect your fingernails."

by VagDuncker December 15, 2013

honorary jew

An honorary member of the Jewish brethren. Usually awarded to someone who grew up in a Jewish neighbourhood, knows what a dreidel, kippa, bubbie and zaide are. Chews Bazooka Joe gum. Jealous they didn't get to build a tent in their back yard for Sukoot or celebrate a Bar Mitzvah. Frequently says stuff like "Oy! It took a lot of chutzpah for me to show him what's what. Mazel tov!"

Jameel was awarded his honorary jew status with a kippa ceremony.

by Allison March 22, 2004