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Humama

I enjoy being my dog’s humama.
by Ziggy’s mom April 19, 2021
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I hate being a human, REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE *turns into monke*
by Monkze November 6, 2021
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Flipped my humanity switch

To turn off all emotions and feelings to protect yourself from getting hurt.

Vampire Diaries reference.
I was so hurt by you, but now i've flipped my humanity switch and don't feel a thing anymore!
by VampireDiariesLover October 27, 2015
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human petri dish

a person who is always sick and spreads their germs where ever they are.
Alan is such a human petri dish. He always has a cold and sneezes all over the place.
by kajoe October 18, 2008
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Finn the Human

The dopest character alive, he is this badass character from adventure time
by Ana♥ May 30, 2014
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sawed-off human

A mentally challenged/retarded person. They are called this because they are a dumbed down and more dangerous version of a person
Dave: How was your experience substitute teaching special ed yesterday?

Sam: It was crazy, those sawed-off humans kept sword fighting with their cocks.
by the hung horseman January 3, 2019
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Human spambot

Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.
"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, where's the bin?"
by RebeL_fARmeR January 30, 2007
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