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Holstered

Under control by the person you're in a relationship with. I.e: whipped
"Bro she made you go in the store to by tampons alone, you're so holstered!"
by 15frederickk June 24, 2014
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paratrooper hooters

A pair of breasts that have been effected by gravity for so long and to such an extent that when not covered by a bra they resemble an unopened parachute. If they look long and fleshy with many wrinkles/stretch marks and downward facing nipples, you are seeing some paratrooper hooters.

An easy visual are the army men toys with plastic parachutes. You would throw the army men in the air and it the parachute would never properly deploy, they would just drop quickly to the ground with a thud. The failed parachute resembles the sagging breasts of paratrooper hooter endowed women.
I walked in on my grandma changing her bra. She had paratrooper hooters. I thought army men were being deployed into her belly button.
by Kaznasty July 17, 2009
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Hopster

Hopster (n.) One who fits most requirements of a hipster but has a different mind set and engages in hip-hop music.
The hopster wore skinny jeans but did not ride a fixie.
by Du Monee November 14, 2009
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Mondo Hooters

Some big ass hoots, man. Not just D's. MMM, bro. Hence "Mondo Hooters"
by DACLEAT July 10, 2005
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hooter

A device used for smoking crack cocaine. Small glass tubes that come with a plastic flower or pen are often used. Other things like large sockets, antennas, or various metal pipes are also used.
"Let me see him hit the hooter. Show em how to hit the hooter!" - Crackheads Gone Wild
by Pental January 29, 2008
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hoosker

"you wanna grab some hooskers"
by yardog October 3, 2008
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Hoosker Doo

The act of leaving a self-checkout stand in a store with out paying.
After the people in front of me completed their transaction and I stepped up to the self check-out kiosk I noticed that the choose payment method was still on the screen. It was then I realized that the previous customers has just pulled a hoosker doo.
by Mntnbikr September 8, 2012
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