Cheese Hooker

a non binary person that sticks a dildo into a piece of gouda cheese

"Jessica is a cheese hooker"

by All-Star Bandit June 29, 2022

Beat like a hooker

A phrase that expresses extreme fatigue. The word "beat" (though it is used to describe tiredness) is often used to describe slutty women who have sex often and look like trash (see bro-ho's for more details) Hookers often fall into this category, which is why this phrase came to be.

"Man, I'm so tired. I'm beat like a hooker."

by Ronnie Carrier December 16, 2008

Hooker Pancaking

You and a small group of friends make a trip to your local (insert location restaurant that sells all-you-can-eat pancakes) and make an effort to smuggle out a good amount of syrup and butter coated pancakes...
You take a trip out to your local red-light district to go hunting...
Find a prostitute...the uglier, the better...
You ask to 'see the goods' and as soon as she's flops out her used up tits, you lob a pancake into her sad little life.
Film the response, drive off laughing...

Dude, Nikki, Steph, TK, and I just got back from IHop.
They had all-you-can-eat pancakes!!!
We're about to go Hooker Pancaking!!!
Wanna Come?

by EEby October 12, 2010

midget hooker

A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.

BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."

by LaurelE June 5, 2009

two-holer

An outhouse that has two seats (holes), allowing two people to move their bowels at the same time. Common in the days before indoor plumbing when toilet paper was either corn cobs or pages from the Sears catalog.

Sorry Jethro, I can't help you shoe your horse this weekend. The old lady wants me to clean out the two-holer.

by Freddy Ferno September 2, 2009

Hooker cooker

A hot tub.

Johnny V called up the hooker, dunked her in the hot tub and had his way with her. Two fold, let her marinate and disinfect in the hooker cooker.

by wonhotho December 28, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

-A hooker in the early 1700s to late 1800s who serviced the bucaneers of ole, nowadays a common term to use towards a woman who has committed an act of betrayal or acted in a way characteristic of a dirty pirate hooker.
-Also to be used towards a woman who is a potential canidate to bone

Hey that kate girl is a real dirty pirate hooker, I wantz to bone her.

by Caspian April 4, 2005