hoobner

A knucklehead or idiot. This word was invented by my 5yo son (now 9) and is in use at several elementary schools in suburban DC, in Montgomery county, Maryland.

Quit being a hoobner.
You know, throwing that drink at me was really hoobnish.

by FoxyTheGuns September 6, 2022

Hoobler

It's the white creamy stuff that comes out of a girls NookNook when she's really enjoying that good dick.

Frigo knew he was laying it down with his lady when caught a glimpse of that Hoobler oozing out onto his Shling Shlonger.

by Nutter Presi September 17, 2022

Hoobalit

When someone is very tall but has short parents

I thought Josh’s parents were going to be as tall as him but he’s definitely a hoobalit

by Hannah.Barnes December 11, 2022

Hoobalit

When someone is very tall but has short parents

I thought Josh’s parents were going to be as tall as him but he’s definitely a hoobalit

by Hannah.Barnes December 15, 2022

hoobani

A person who needs rest, someone who is "slap happy".. usually a child or a crackhead!

Go to bed NOW you fucking wild hoobani!

by Leelacy November 16, 2023

Hoober

Term for a vape, used by people in Wyandotte, Michigan.

“Yo pass the hoober dawg”

by mol7775 March 29, 2024

hoobastank

A term used to refer to stank ass.

“Yeah bro.. when we were 69’ing all I could smell was hoobastank” “I was sucking his dick and gagged at hoobastank”

by The_Barbie_Cat April 13, 2024