Hoober

A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.

Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.

by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016

Hoober

In Mexico referred to as a flat tire.

Ah, damn! I got a hoober!

by Joedom November 23, 2011

hoober

To have a half a hard on

I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.

by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006

hoober

joint, spliff, doobie,

hey man wanna smoke a hoober?

by Jscratch June 02, 2004

hoober

pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin

Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?

by Amy January 18, 2005

Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 06, 2009

Hoober Gooch

Liquid between the nuts.

"Man that dudes hoober gooch just sprayed all over!"

by Branden April 13, 2005