hoober

To have a half a hard on

I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.

by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006

hoober

joint, spliff, doobie,

hey man wanna smoke a hoober?

by Jscratch June 2, 2004

Hoober

A nickname given to a very funny, goofy, loving guy. They always find a way to bring a smile to peoples faces, usually by stupid shitty jokes. A Hoober is usually tall, white, fair skinned, brown hair, energetic, dumb, and very funny. His sense of humor can be a little uncomfortable at first, but get to know him and he's the funniest dude in town. They are loyal, caring, loving, and embracing boyfriends.

Omg Jerry is such a Hoober, he always makes me laugh with his jokes.

by It's_Hoober January 18, 2016

hoober

pad, tampon, or any other feminine napkin

Hey dad, can you pick up some hoobers at the store?

by Amy January 18, 2005

Hoober

In Mexico referred to as a flat tire.

Ah, damn! I got a hoober!

by Joedom November 23, 2011

Hoober

Hoober is a European multinational taxi company specializing in hooker-related services and products that include sexual and driving services.

Hoober Inc. was founded in 2016 by TheDogisintheOven and Fairygloss while they were being silly in Dms. Together, they own 100 percent of its shares. They incorporated Hoober as a privately held company Autumn 2016. An initial public offering (IPO) took place on January 14, 2016 and the Hoober Inc. Discord was created.

Call a Hoober!

Damn boy, I could really use a Hoober rn.

Have you seen that Hoober Hooker's tight pussy?

by PenisWanze January 15, 2017

Hoober

Term for a vape, used by people in Wyandotte, Michigan.

“Yo pass the hoober dawg”

by mol7775 March 29, 2024