Skip to main content

Hebeshebies

The feeling one gets when one discovers one's romantic interest is secretly of a different gender than advertised, or is a hermaphrodite
Since his Springer appearance, he's had a bad case of the hebeshebies and refuses to date
by vagarna August 24, 2009
mugGet the Hebeshebies mug.

Heebroner

(noun) 1. An erection inspired by an attractive Jewish female; Can also be inspired by affection for a Jewish custom or prepared dish.

(verb) "heebrone - r" 2. Carnal Knowledge; a) of a Jewish female by a Jewish or non-Jewish male; b) of a gentile female by a Jewish male.
1. a) "Dude, Karen Goldstein gives me a major heebroner."

b) "I've got a huge heebroner for some whitefish right now, man."; or "I love Channukah, it's awesome. I've got like an eight day heebroner every year."

2. a) "Aviva Silverman is beggin' for it. I'm gonna heebrone'r in her parents hot tub this weekend.";

b) "Schlomo, check out Christina Johnson's tits. I think she needs to get heebroned in a big way by the Fink-meister."
by Hamburgeusaberg December 26, 2009
mugGet the Heebroner mug.

heeeeeeammered

"I was gonna hit a slam but I was too, heeeeeeammered"

-"Dude, let's turn on Limp Bizkit and fuck shit up"
-"Why?"
-"Because I'm heeeeeeammered"
by Cpt. Corny March 1, 2010
mugGet the heeeeeeammered mug.

Hebernaut

A large or fat jew.
That hebernaut Maury ate all the gefilte
by B.M.P. May 8, 2010
mugGet the Hebernaut mug.

Hebe'd

to be shortchanged or have been less than fairly compensated or swindled. Synonymous with the term "jewed"
i bought some $100 Senheisers while homie got the same phones for fitty bucks. I say, it feels as though I have been Hebe'd.
by The_Wrath December 15, 2010
mugGet the Hebe'd mug.

Hebeologist

A hebeologist is a scientist who focuses on living jews(hebrews) including hasidics and Rabbi's . Brooklyn hebeologists mainly study within their own neighborhoods such as Williamsburg and crown heights.
I wonder if hebeologists existed when that guy Adolf was around back in the day.
by Freddifuckup January 1, 2015
mugGet the Hebeologist mug.

Heeabew

A non-Jew who's way into Jewish culture and will take every opportunity to tell you that they are. (Derived from Hebrew + Weeaboo)
Man, did you see Madonna talking about Kabbalah again? What a fucking Heeabew
by Calligraphus December 4, 2016
mugGet the Heeabew mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email