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poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."
by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018
mugGet the poop hoopmug.

Cock a hooped

It's when you're jazzed or DELIGHTED that your significant other is there.
Sarah was cock a hooped to discover a wild Derek was in the neighborhood adjacent to where she be kicking it.
by Sally from the valley August 22, 2023
mugGet the Cock a hoopedmug.

Shut hoop

Shut Hoop is a mild version of texting the phrase Shut up. It can be used as a way to not hurt your friends but also let them know they need to shut up.
by RingaRingaRinga June 8, 2020
mugGet the Shut hoopmug.

Nut in the Hoop

Nut in the Hoop means that the nut represents a human being and the hoop represents a underwear or panty

The human being wears the underwear or panty.
Jess ! You gotta put the nut in the hoop ! You're naked !
by Perhapsmoa April 22, 2018
mugGet the Nut in the Hoopmug.

Roblox Hoops

A very bad representation of basketball. Reach in fouls are not a thing. People from ages 11-17 feel like being the best at this game means that you are an all powerful god. Shooting half courts is easy and very possible. Ankle breakers aren't real either.
I wanted to play Roblox Hoops, but I decided that it was too terrible to manage to play.
by TheBestHoopsBaller November 16, 2017
mugGet the Roblox Hoopsmug.

hoops and hoes

a phrase in referance to the bigger the hoop (jewelry), the bigger the hoe/rich hoe.
"girl, yo hoop so big, you a gigantic hoe!!!"

"hoops and hoes are awesome, dude"
by squirrelding June 23, 2014
mugGet the hoops and hoesmug.

cone hoop

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.
by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011
mugGet the cone hoopmug.

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