Gooklamont

Gooklamont (Noun)

1. A victim of horrible burns to the face and other aesthetically important anatomical regions.

2. An ugly motherfucker

(Coined by Will Schenck, and another quasi-important Schenck)

"That's one ugly mother fucking Gooklamont"

by WillSchenck- July 4, 2009

Gookface

A derogatory term for use against someone of Asian (usually Korean) heritage.

"My friend didn't know not to say gookface, so when our asian friend walked up to us in a populated area, he screamed "HEY GOOKFACE" and the whole crowd looked at him.

by Boner_Gonna_Bone September 5, 2013

gookin out

when you get really really high, and your eyes get small, and you start saying and doing stupid things.. like a gook, also, while looking like one

yo guys, shes gookin out!

by Anonymous November 10, 2003

off the gook

typo for "off the hook".. originating on a certain internet messageboard known as BCO.

Man that party was off the gook!

by imeyer January 1, 2005

fool of a gook

-A variation of fool of a took directed at a person of asian descent, or a white man of extreme incompetence.
-Also used as an angry outburst and statement of hatred as a result of a loss in competition.

B-rod: (Smug look) yeaah 20-1
Angry Clift: Fool of a gook...

by metrosexualbastard August 23, 2006

Gookamachook

Gookamachook is a word that is derived from the derogatory term gook - a term used to describe Koreans. Gookamachook is a term that can be applied to any chink race (i.e. any 'nese' i.e. Chinese, Japanese, Koreanese, or Vietnamese) that looks or talks different. Generally proficient in high level math and video games and incompetent driver and looks like they just stepped off of 'the boat'.

That gookamachook over there almost hit my car because they were trying to take a picture, make a piece sign with their fingers, and play their game boy all at the same time.

by aznlvr May 3, 2009

Gookenschpaple

A Gookenschpaple is a person who simply gets offended at a joke which was not an insult, although they were making jokes that were actually offensive.

"Dude, I asked Chu why asian people eat dog and he got mad and said that Tyreese was a nigger and I should insult him. He's such a damn Gookenschpaple"

by YaMainManRoss May 19, 2019