gooning

Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.

that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock

by ChillyBob March 23, 2023

Goonies

The Goonies are a group of hardcore badasses living in Alaska. Founders of the AUFL that were given their nickname by the leader of the Thundercunts, Mullet-o, sworn enemy of all that is manly and awesome in the world.

"Hey, I heard the Goonies started and underground football league in town, how badass is that?"

by KenaiSloth May 12, 2010

Goni

Israeli slang, A male (or female) with unimaginable low standards, so low that a Goni can be considered his/her own class of sexual attraction. A Goni will literally hump anything with a hole. A Goni will not flirt with the potential mate except in certain European countries.

Girl 1: I hooked up with this thirsty guy last night! He was so desperate!

Girl 2: Oh you got with a Goni!

by NotRedink August 22, 2014

the goonies

one of the worst, most annoying movies that for some reason everyone loves. i simply dont undesrtand it

laura: like OMG im so watching the goonies tonite, best movie ever

me: u need to find out what actually qualifies a good movie.

by scruffins May 13, 2007

goonies

people that drink goon, a cheap often fruity/sweet wine drank from silver goon sacks =

girl: "im sooo bored i wanna get drunk but im almost broke!"
boy: "go buy some goon"
girl: "ill jst go scab of those other goonies"

by dzmnumber7 April 10, 2010

gooning

The act of being a goon. Also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.

Stop gooning around and get to work!!!!

by C.G.A. June 1, 2010

Ada Gronick

An exclamation of surprise, shock, pain or anger. A mild replacement for such phrases as "Jesus Christ!!", "F**king hell!!" and "Holy S**t!!". Also a character in the film "The Kentucky Fried Movie".

Friend 1: "Are you alright?"
Friend 2: "No, I just trapped my hand in the door"
Friend 1: "Oooo, Ada Gronick!! That must have hurt!!"

by The Happy Homesick Alien February 23, 2008