i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
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by crashreal23 May 10, 2024
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Get the level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad mug.Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation
"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018
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Verb. To absolutely just obliterate anything, own the moment, dominate a place, and just be the most alpha in a situation
"Yo how did you do in that exam?" "Gronked it bro that shit was cake"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
"Did y'all end up hitting the bars last night?" "Yeah dawg we actually had a fat squad and gronked every bar we were in"
by Zeus, Alpha of Gods December 15, 2018
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A being gifted with supernatural abilities that is considered immortal. A legendary being capable of inhuman feats of strength.
A creature that mango farmers in Brazil are commonly on the lookout for due to it’s habit of stealing large amounts of mangos.
Gronks, are a special forces unit in certain militaries.
A being gifted with supernatural abilities that is considered immortal. A legendary being capable of inhuman feats of strength.
A creature that mango farmers in Brazil are commonly on the lookout for due to it’s habit of stealing large amounts of mangos.
Gronks, are a special forces unit in certain militaries.
1. Go to bed now, or the Gronk will come for you!
2. Keep your yogurt away from where you sleep, or the Gronk may find you.
3. Look! In the trees! I can see El Gronko, he’s got the mangos!(The gronk is referred to as El Gronko in some countries)
4. Watch out for that guy, I heard he was once a Gronk.
2. Keep your yogurt away from where you sleep, or the Gronk may find you.
3. Look! In the trees! I can see El Gronko, he’s got the mangos!(The gronk is referred to as El Gronko in some countries)
4. Watch out for that guy, I heard he was once a Gronk.
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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