Goofy goober

Someone who is always joking around never to be taken serious everything they say is questionable

“I like josh but he’s and goofy goober and I don’t like that”
“Why is Christopher a goofy goober”

by Shakesomethingg December 24, 2019

goofy

Drug dealer slang for an ignorant customer. They are uneducated on quality, what the correct amount should look like, prices, etc., and are easily tricked into agreeing to whatever the dealer tells them. A goofy that keeps coming back for more is a dealer's wet dream.

"Bruh that last guy I sold to was a straight up goofy, dude just spent $40 on half a G of mids!"

by reb_mccuster September 24, 2014

Jade Goody

A nasty, racist, ignorant shell of a human being, famous for being incredibly stupid, whom everyone decided was fantastic once she got cancer.

Jade Goody is dead, lol.

by misspentlove March 23, 2009

el goog

the backwards of google

google.. ..elgoog see?

by Connotator May 14, 2005

goody two shoes

A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."

by the-anomaly July 8, 2006

Goody Two-Shoes

(noun)
Belittling and insulting term for a person who won't do anything that can be regarded as "wrong" or "immoral". A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior - often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.
(Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.)

See also: politically correct, Pollyannaish, Daddy's Little Girl

So you spent all your money to give to the homeless, then went to singing in church and now you won't engage in oral sex with me? Why, aren't YOU miss Goody Two-Shoes today?

by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

Goofy Bitch

A non derogatory reference to a girl that constantly does and/or says goofy shit all the time.

Damn, Devin and Jenn are goofy bitch's

by Pat Pres January 27, 2009