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Turtle golf

The art of loosing a golf ball, in a water hazard, while playing for money and miraculously finding it when no one is looking.
No fucking way he got a par!!
He straight Turtle golf’d It!
by Neverlostaballever August 30, 2018
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Stickle Golf

The combination of sticks, wiffleball and golf all in one.

How to play:

1. First, each player must find a large stick to use as their club, preferably one where the player be able get loft on the shot.

2. Find something to use as the hole. This could be a pit, a patch of dirt or anything you can find. The hole should be fairly big (approximatley 2ft. x 2 ft.) so that it is not impossible to make the ball in the hole.

3. Find two rocks or two objects to use as the tee box. Determine before you start the hole, what the par is.

4. Use a heavy duty wiffleball (or a pickleball) for the ball to play.

5. Each player tees off and then whoever is the furthest from the hole after each shot, proceeds with their shot/turn.

6. The player with the least amount of strokes on the previous hole goes first on the next hole.

7. The player with the least amount of strokes after all holes have been played, wins. Typically 6 holes are a good basis to play. Front 3 and Back 3.
I don’t have money to go play golf, so I’m going to play stickle golf instead.
by nkallday December 30, 2021
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Gandolf Golf

Golf involving two or more people who are but are not limited to Men with Swords, Wizards, And Hobbits
Yo furry feet, wanna play some Gandolf Golf
by Dik Dik Van Dik June 3, 2004
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Gorrilla Golf

Prison yard basketball, or any type of basketball played in an urban, low income setting.
Man, did you see that game of gorrilla golf the other day. I heard that Big Mike got shanked. Good game.
by Westtexas July 8, 2010
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Golf Balling

The act of putting a golf ball in a girl's ass and then pushing it in as far as you can with your penis to see how long she can hold it
by Long Island Stew June 1, 2009
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golf course

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.
The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.
by LudwigVan December 7, 2003
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Beer Golf

a fun drinking game that can have a various set of rules. The goal is to attempt to drink at 18 "holes" (bars, not necessarily 18 different ones, the same bars can be visited mutiple times to satisfy this rule). Similar to the rules in regular golf, players receive points depending on the type of drinks they consume; liquor receives the least amount of points, then beer, etc. The player with the least amount of points wins the game!
You pansy! You drank water during a round of bar golf! You automatically get 10 penalty points for that!

Anyone up for a game of beer golf? First two holes on me!
by Christine B. March 12, 2011
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