Gaffermations

Awkward or cringe-inducing affirmations delivered by an AI or chatbot, often as a result of a programming blunder, where the attempt to be supportive or positive comes off as unnatural, insincere, or just plain wrong.

"Yo chatGPT is seriously losing aura points after showering me with gaffermations like 'Warrior energy' when I said I wanted to quit my job.. it needs to stop yasskissing me into unemployment"

by CheckMarx April 28, 2025

Gaffer

A Slur Used Towards Neurodivergent People, Specifically Those With Autism

"Look At That Gaffer Walking With T-Rex Arms!"

by UpdateDrop February 22, 2026

Gwoffer

Another name for a Coffee.

"I fancy a Gwoffer"

"Put the kettle on, I fancy a Gwoffer "

by SlangOverLord March 24, 2026

crosswalk golfer

A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.

Many men in their 40's are crosswalk golfers.

by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013

bad golfer

Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.

Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.

by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016

Drunken Golfer

An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.

I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021

good golfer

Rolling his/her rock 🪨
Golfing his/her ball proficiently
Handling his/her business

Baller

Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!

by TheCaz September 11, 2021