gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Girther

A person who believe's Trump's reported weight is a conspiracy.

Bro, come back to planet earth, don't be a girther.

by suchiekins January 17, 2018

King Gurth

is a penis that has a little crown on top of its head.

"Royal cock for trixy to eat! All hail king gurth!"

by Dbung September 22, 2005

girthful

1) to be full of girth
2) to have lots of fat pockets
3) more roundness than narrowness

That girls' ass is girthful. Man, you're getting girthful! How many dogs you been eatin'.

by Dani-O January 27, 2009

claude girwho

Also known as Claude Giroux he is probably the most overrated player in the league abd all flyers fans have a huge boner over him even though he's a toothless Ginger who should stop playing hockey

Guy:Claude Giroux is filthy isn't he?

Kid:Claude Girwho?

by NHLDefinitions23 December 21, 2013

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

Gerth

It is usually how big around something is

“Omg Stacy have you seen Byron’s cock it has so much gerth and length”

by Ginger👃 November 16, 2018