genital pimples

The nickname used for genital warts or sores to boost ego, and downplay the whole idea of having an STD.

Fanny: Orville!! What the hell is that little knob on your knob?
Orville: Don't worry about that. It's just genital pimples.
Fanny: Oh. Ok then. As long as it doesn't spread to my armpit.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

Genitals

Dick
Cock
Pecker
Sausage
Dong

Pecker
Cunt
Pussy
Fanny
Balls
Cockpit

Can I rub your genitals??

by kputz July 4, 2016

Genitalia harassment

the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without the owners permission

This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this man's penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.

by Pip E. Burn March 26, 2005

Genitacular

Spectacular, but in a sexual way; especially something a male would find stimulating.

"Yo, that chick's tits were genitacular!"
"Her dancing skills are genitacular!"
"Salma Hayek always looks genitacular."

by Striker37 December 9, 2008

Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.

Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

genital origami

1. The art of folding and bending ones genitals into the shapes of recognisable objects.
2. To show ones flexibility in the genitals.

At candy's birthday party, all the children were amazed by little jimmy's showcase of genital origami

by PooSquad March 1, 2007

genital warts

A hard sort of lump/mound that lives within a man/womans southern region e.g penis

Amy: Shit man, did you hear bout Mike?
Alice: What?!
Amy: Sally went down on him and there were these huge genital warts, hiding in his pubes!
Alice: Shittttt!

by AmyWameyLovesTheOlderMan June 2, 2007