function

a girl who has slept with more than two members of a fraternity.

Julie is a TKE function - she slept with both Joe and Steve.

by lauren/tree June 4, 2005

funstioning

Having the appearance of working, but lacking the results thereof.

After the system upgrade, everything is funstioning normally.

by nefarious77 May 18, 2006

Fucktion

To have a mind full of fuck.

mish: you're brain can't even fucktion right now

by Kinnipop January 22, 2011

functionalism

A French post-structuralist movement in the 1970's that argued that philosophy was a actually a critique of power.

Underwritten by Foucalt.

Foucalt argued that functionalism divided society into a duality of power: oppressed and oppressor.

by sandraxine September 16, 2018

Gamma Function

A function in math that is like the factorial function, but not just for natural numbers. It's continuous and grows faster than exponentially.

23:41:44 Scott: 5
23:41:55 George: i choose 6
23:43:44 Scott: ∞
23:43:30 George: ∞^∞
23:43:34 George: bitch
23:43:53 Scott: (∞!)^(∞!)
23:44:07 Scott: whore
23:44:09 George: (∞!)^(∞!)+1
23:44:10 George: slut
23:45:11 Scott: yo, Г((∞!)^(∞!)+1)
23:45:12 Scott: you cunt.
23:45:12 Scott: that's the Gamma Function, btw

by circlerunner August 20, 2011

pulmonary functions

One big ass word for "lung checkup"

Riley "i have to get a pulmonary functions test tomaro"
Bill "oh, are you haveing trouble breathing?"

by MurrDaddy8 November 6, 2011

flucation

noun. The closest thing to a vacation or a day off is staying home from work with the flu or staying home to nurse sick children back to health. The state of being home sick is preferable to being at work.

"I used all my personal days off on flucation. I may have had three kids at home in bed with fevers, but at least I didn't have to be at work."

by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009