one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.
by captain dorsalfin May 13, 2009
Get the facebookermug. by Alexis Hilton May 4, 2009
Get the facebookmug. verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.
I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
by Young Joe April 11, 2009
Get the Facebookmug. A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. by jeffstick July 12, 2012
Get the Facebookmug. Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.
Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
by Lcrox07 August 16, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!
by the NINJA Cheesecake December 13, 2010
Get the Facebookmug.