Fupty

You know, fupty. It's a word to describe the state of something that is fupty

Nicole is looking mighty fupty today. Dude you could totally get her to fupty later.

by The Alaskan Pooja October 5, 2012

Futt-Buckery

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.

Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...

by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013

fetty wappin

When you see a person with stroke like symptoms to one eye and/or a person with a lazy eye.

E.g. That fool be Fetty Wappin. Doctor your patient is Fetty Wappin.

by Krissca1 November 14, 2015

fatty fork

A fork that is left in a food dish for quick bites without all the work of getting a plate.

Who left a fuckin fatty fork in the cake pan!?

by Sunscreen89 September 1, 2016

Futtbuck

A more polite and funny way to say the word “buttfuck”; created by switching the b and the f in the word.

Trace and Patrick are total futtbucks.

by Dean Gallberry March 13, 2019

Fatty poops

Fatty poops is a word to describe someone who is fat or you can use it in a sense that a fat person smells like poop making them a fatty poops

"dude you smell that?"
"Yeah bro I bet it was that fatty poops that walked by"

by Tinytim75 March 28, 2020

Fotty seven

Boys say 47, men say fotty seven. Never have two digits been so sacred. Simply more than just a number. Fotty seven represents everything right in this world that is full of wrong and therefore represents any quantifiable amount of anything; however usually represent a gargantuan amount of set variable

Peter: “How big were her tIt’s?”
Tony: “they were huge, must have been about Fotty seven G’s”

by Dr.cumber June 8, 2020