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party pre-ejaculate

When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.
You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"

Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."
by angelossary April 19, 2010
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phallic glitter ejaculator

A long cannon that launches out bits of glitter. The cannon has a phallic shape to it, and sits under the user's legs.
Yall check my phallic glitter ejaculator last nite? Told u I shoot glitter out my orifices.
by Brae54 August 23, 2011
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pre-mature ejaculation

Pre-mature ejaculation is when you fire you're load before you finish you're climax. The BITCH AIN'T SATISFIED
TCHU was banging a hot girl and he started to Pre-mature ejaculation before he whipped his pants off
by P.HONGG September 18, 2008
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Pre-Board Ejaculation

When you write up a car deal and count it before its delivered.
Wow you Pre-Board Ejaculationed the whole week!! What the Hell
by CJ Romig August 12, 2008
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Ejaculate Consumption Theory

The theory that consuming ejaculate from a male will increase the testing scores of females giving blow jobs before tests. This theory requires that the male be a reasonably intelligent guy.
The Deviant Gentleman convinced the pretty young lady that if she was to give him a blow job before her test, she would get a higher score. I can't believe she fell for the Ejaculate Consumption Theory.
by Bret Michaels January 8, 2008
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Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR
Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."
by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016
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National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.
A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!
by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022
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