Eastern New Mexico University

One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.

Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!

by New Mexican May 31, 2018

T-Easty

T-Easty is commonly used by hip youth to describe someone who is nonchalent, fly and a charmer.

Someone who is 'T-Easty' is unassumingly intelligent, unpretentious and confident.

The opposite of a 'T-Easty' is someone who is solitary, a chauvinist and usually incredibly unattractive. Sometimes referred to as a 'gimp'.

"oh man, you're such a T-Easty!"

by pippy500 July 4, 2008

easy lover

A girl version of a player. She leads people on sexually but wants nothing more than to hook up. She is easy to do sexual stuff with but does it with everyone. Known for breaking guy's hearts.

Guy 1: I really like Lauren, I hooked up with her last night. I think she's into me so I'll call her later.
Guy 2: No way, I thought Lauren liked me, I hooked up with her a few days ago.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I forgot Lauren's an easy lover, she leads guys on like that.

by onaebla June 20, 2006

kanye east

Kanye West's white twin brother, separated from birth & lives on the east side

lolz dude you see that kanye east wigger?

yeah aye boi hes whack

by CA3B20A3G October 16, 2007

eggs over easy

penis under balls same as beans over frank

i call this one eggs over easy

by ryan April 29, 2004

eastie

East Boston, the neighborhood across the harbor from downtown Boston.

I hope yuppies stop moving to Eastie.

by Eastie April 25, 2005

Pimpin' ain't easy

a phrase that sums up the life of a pimp...it's tough.

Had to shoot a ho when dat skank bitch wouldn't pay me the 90% that she fuckin' owes. Pimpin' ain't easy.

by Nick D February 19, 2003