Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

deuces wild

Diarrhea, liquid feces

I had some Taco Bell for lunch and and later I had some deuces wild.

by Billy Pal January 11, 2009

Droppin a deuce

Taking a crap ..........

YO I'll be right back I gots to go drop a duece

by Antawn Brooks August 11, 2004

Wang Deuce

while having butt sex the woman or man makes a deuce and the other man sticks his Wang in the deuce

Wang Deuce

by chrisg69 April 5, 2009

Chug a Deuce

Suggestion. Eat Shit. To heartily swallow a no.2

That guy was mouthing off at me so I just told him to chug a deuce.

by RHP4 January 4, 2011

Deucer

Deucer- A female weighing over 200 pounds.

Mary is a deucer; she weighs over 200 pounds.

by Rob August 30, 2003

Deuced

Pasted Tense of Deuce. Fucked. Owned.

Man, I just got fucking deuced!

by Your Almighty God July 15, 2006