vaginal disaster

Child birth

After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.

by sickophucko November 28, 2013

Anal Disaster

When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.

Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.

by Queso D April 20, 2019

social dister

Someone who practices social distancing. This can be seen during the coronavirus pandemic when individuals conscientiously distance themselves from others for the sake of personal mental and physical health or for the sake of society.

It takes a lot of sacrifice to leave work and be a social dister.

by drkbi March 13, 2020

Multi-disastering

Managing multiple shitshows at once in a middle management level job in corporate American often made worse by people that literally give zero fucks.

Jim: Hey Brian wanna grab lunch?

Brian: I'm out bro. I'm multi-disastering the Rockwall account.

by The Fratriarch October 21, 2021

Understood disaster

The opposite of a misunderstood masterpiece

Fantastic Four (2015) is an understood disaster

by JimiMc May 15, 2022

Fan Disservice

The opposite of Fan Service.
Basic Trope: Fanservice is made disgusting, horrifying or ridiculous due to the people involved or the circumstances surrounding it. This is what Fan Disservice is

Person 1: BITCH I WANTED TO SEE A HOT GIRL IN A BIKINI, BUT ALL I FOUND WAS EGGMAN IN A FUCKING SLIM BIKINI! THIS IS FUCKING FAN DISSERVICE!
Person 2: Eggman in a Bikini is good Fan service, you faggot.
Person 1: KILL YOURSELF!

by GoldenFartRequiem April 23, 2023

Unga Bunga Fire Disaster

There can be only one

I’m the only survivor of the unga bunga Fire disaster

by Voidwalker July 7, 2020