Digestile

Excrement composing of alcohol and cigarettes.

"here bro im holding in a big dirty digestile since we got back from that pub" A.Burdn

by tallaght tales March 14, 2025

frosty digits

When someone that you're texting at first is responsive, but they become distant and not replying anymore

Guy 1: Hey, how's it going with that girl you met at the show last week?

Guy 2: Frosty digits man

Guy 1: that sucks

by SeptemberisGone06 March 2, 2017

disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.

"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017

Infinite Digits

Karma.

"Don't mess with Infinite Digits"

by Infinite Digits December 17, 2017

Voter Digression

A political strategy to get voters to lose focus on the most appropriate and potentially successful candidate that is most likely to achieve their political goals. and represent them in a political body. Typically voter digression is used in a general election where the strategy is to get the voter to vote for a candidate that will siphon off votes or create voter apathy. The strategist can throw an election even from a popular candidate by taking a few votes away from the most popular candidate or one which can win a plurality. In a presidential election this is even easier since we don't elect the president directly. So a politician can win the national vote by millions but lose a few states if enough votes are siphoned off and they have less votes than the main opposing candidate, which may have radically different political goals. Sadly if the individual voter digresses to a lessor candidate (that may get less than 1% of the vote) because they want their vote to count, but in the process deny the most popular candidate and the one closest to their values the ability to win, and in the process deny the majority of voters their right to be represented.

While many rightly complain about voter suppression, the loss of an election may be more attributed to voter digression, in the form of voter abstinence or the siphoning off of votes by fringe candidates. Voters often do not realize they are in effect denying those most closely aligned with their political views the right to vote, since voting is a collective process that can only be won by a majority or plurality.

by mlhiss March 13, 2020

Whimsical Digestion

Those painful moments where a character has to reflect on just how wonderous the movie they're in is.

Jesse Aarons gave a face of whimsical digestion.

by Red-D May 24, 2021

chocolate digestive

The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3

“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
“I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”

by Onesexymf September 26, 2021