Dicentli

A word used by guys who love masturbating and spend most of their time doing it. Sometimes they even get caught during the act.

Normally the live in the mountain areas of Switzerland and Austria and listen to names such as Franz, Harald, Simon or Patrese.

I should go home dicentli.

My mom dicentli is a whore.

Dicentli I don‘t give a fuck!

by Goat324 November 29, 2017

dicken

Self Explanatory, it is a dick chicken.

"Eat my dicken, bitch."

by yikester January 23, 2018

dickenize

To administer sexual action with pride and haste.

I am on the prowl for possible victims to dickenize.

by Jarry815 February 22, 2018

Dicktention

When you've done something so bad, that your man stops giving you dick for an extended amount of time until you've learned your lesson.

Sarah: "I'm not having a very good day, I unplugged John's Xbox while he was playing and now I'm in dicktention."

Amy: "Was his dick good though?"

Sarah: "Yeah girl."

Amy: "Aw, shiiiit."

by Nyuunyuu May 7, 2018

Dickenstein

When you had a erectal disfunction for more that 3 years and your dick finally rises. You can say :" It's ALIVE! ". Like frankenstein

Dude 1 : hey my dicked has risen again!
Dude 2 : ohhh like frankenstein
Dude 1 : it came alive .... again.
Dude 2 : so like .... DICKENSTEIN

by V0R73X June 16, 2018

Dickening

Like 'sickening' but when you're being made sick to the stomach by people who are being dicks or dicking about.

How much did they charge you for parking?

Nothing for the first hour and then $100,000,000 per hour after...

Didn't you read the sign?

They didn't have a sign...

That's dickening.

by Munkeis Oonkel December 18, 2018

dicket

Ticket to be a dick.

My husband told me I looked like I'd gained weight. Who have him a dicket?!

by akbackstrom December 20, 2018