Deforestation

When you're masturwaiting and you unconsciously play with your pubes to the point that they are removed, generally only in a certain area.

"Ooh, I like the scenery tonight, baby. Have you been manscaping exotically for me?"
"Just a bit of deforestation, love. I know how you enjoy things kinky."

by Mortechant June 29, 2015

Halloween Decoration Diarrhea

Too many decorations makes your house look like Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. You must live a stressful life!

That house has Halloween Decoration Diarrhea. It looks like crap

by karmawillgetya October 16, 2016

heatus decreasus

The Harry Potter spell to make the tempature go down, BECAUSE IT GETS SO, FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE!

*104 degrees*

Harry: HEATUS DECREASUS!
*drops down to 65 degrees
Harry: much better

by begone-clot September 8, 2018

Floor & Decor

When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.

Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?

Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca

Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?

Guy 2: nah man…..

by BartmanSteve69 June 10, 2023

Delorean

quoting or referencing something you have know knowledge in or about.

Richard just said "I'll be back" but he's never seen the Terminator. He's such a delorean!

by NunWrestling February 27, 2014

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

delorean fast

In reference to the movie Back to The Future. Meaning extremely fast (possibly leaving flames).

1st guy: Man did you see that car drive buy?
2nd Dude: Ya mon it was totally delorean fast.

by James Sheridan April 19, 2005