Crustomer

Any customer at any facility that is there to ruin your life. Wether they know it or not.

“I pay your wages”- crustomer

“This damn crustomer just vomited all over the bathroom”

by fuckedoffwaitress July 24, 2018

Facebook Custody

The division of friends on Facebook when a couple ceases to be together i.e. divorce, break up etc.

"Hey, Michelle un-friended me on Facebook, but Ricky is still my friend. Didn't they just split up?"
"Yo, Ricky got Facebook Custody of you dawg."

by Churchbus August 24, 2011

Villy Customs

"The Transformational Leader" in Cruiser Bikes. Villy Customs allows anyone to create their own personally designed cruiser at a very affordable price.

Man that's a sweet Villy customs cruiser!

by devillevilly March 16, 2011

Eve's customs house

Another name for pussy, vagina, etc.

She's such a little cocktease to Adam - she won't let him into Eve's customs house.

by weep0r January 15, 2010

custogeek

A customer-centric geek. One who has the technical nohow of a geek coupled with the ability to speak with customers on non-geek terms.

If only the IT field were filled with more custogeeks, we would all have a better time getting our computers fixed.

by Akeem Jenkins January 20, 2008

cumstomer

People who you're fucking with who purchase / receive your cum.

We have so many cumstomers that we cum all over.

by jack and kill May 18, 2010

Rental Car Customer

First definition: One who's reservation is not held.

Second definition: Hopeless victim, who, after driving a creaky, smoke-filled vehicle with dome lights out and mysterious engine clanks, cannot contact anyone at the rental car office but an uneducated twit who couldn't make it as a used car salesman.

That guy standing by the broken down Escort? Yeah, he's one of our Rental Car Customers.

by damissy April 16, 2005