Craptor

A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.

Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!

by jaster11111 June 13, 2010

Cryptography

The science of making big data even bigger.

Girl: What would big data tell you about the past?
Boy: Before or after applying cryptography?
Girl: You are foolish.

by prg023 May 30, 2016

cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Crypto Sceptic

A person who is sceptical of Bitcoin, Ethereum and other crypto currencies, usually because they are salty that they didn't invest sooner and are jealous that people are making money because they were intelligent.

Dude, my bitcoin is now worth $4000 I only invested $100. Well it will go down soon enough. Wow man why are you such a Crypto Sceptic

by Lachlan Mateo Regalo May 23, 2021

cryptophobia

aversion to texts or messages written in cypher; hatred of cryptograms.

The officer does not like to send messages in cypher; he has an irrantional sense of cryptophobia.

by uttam maharjan March 18, 2010

cryptoface

Cryptoface is one of the most popular financial traders that livestreams on Youtube. The world record holder of the most profitable Bitcoin / Financial trade ever livestreamed within a 24 hour period using his own funds. A true leader of the people, Cryptoface is unique because he leads his people thru the ups and the downs of trading. Unafraid to show when he has a loss makes him one of the very few legit traders in the scene. He wore a mask 3 years before covid because he despises fame and for the same reason every superhero does. Because when you build great empires and do good in the world, evil and government seek to bring it down.

Long live the king Cryptoface.

by CasaDelAmigo March 8, 2021

crypto woke

Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.

Cathy Young had me fooled, turns out she is crypto woke af

by UseYourBrain18 December 3, 2021