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crotch crime scene

The bloody aftermath left after having intercourse when a woman is at the apex of menstruation.
You should check out the crotch crime scene I left over at Becca's last night!

crotch cork

Another name for a tampon; feminine product.
"Can you spare a crotch cork and a gallon of ice cream? It's that time of the month!"
crotch cork by Blonde Amazon June 3, 2016

Crotch Almonds 

Milica kicked James right in the crotch almonds.
Crotch Almonds by Niinaaaa July 30, 2017

Crotch Thumb 

A term to describe someone's embarrassingly small penis and claim that it is massive. - First described by @_james_3005. 2017
Chelsea "He has a massive penis, Chantelle told me yesterday after she slept with him"
Bradley "What? That lying bitch, she told me he had a crotch thumb!!"
Crotch Thumb by THESPITFIRES October 19, 2017

Crotch Cankers 

Sores around the genitals or the anus. Generally, reflective of a filthy, disease ridden individual and of the STD variety. However, may apply to non-STD sores like a good old fashioned fuckburn sore or other skin irritation.
Dude I couldn’t get out of the hotel room fast enough after that dirty whore dropped her panties and revealed a gold mine of crotch cankers.

She told me she has a few crotch cankers around her anus before I went down on her and ate that booty. She said they were just fuckburns from the dude she was with the day before.

I need to get to the doctor. I hooked up with Rachel last night. I was warned she had crotch cankers but didn’t sheath up. Now my balls are on fire and it stings when I pee.
Crotch Cankers by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Crotch Flap 

Is when Ania hits the net and grunts like a pig... and the power puff girls lose!!!
That was a crotch flap shot she's so German like!!
Crotch Flap by Arm Head June 1, 2018