Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

crooked hill

some musician that collaborates with the facetime guy and fries we used to eat dude. Name origin: some pub place I thin

"i coughed up butterflies when i listened to Crooked Hill music"
"Crooked Hill does not care what people say believe it or not"
"yo crooked! That song aint bad" You can also call him crooked.

by BigToeStephen January 21, 2022

line crosser

A person that has to do exactly what you tell them not to do, usually a smaller child, or annoying older child, or an adult with childish tendencies or ADD. This is not limited to just crossing lines, and also involves situations much like the following: "don't touch my hair" (at this point, the "line crosser" would poke the persons hair while saying "tooouuuchh") line crossers also have tenancies to be unimaginative, and do things like finding something, and naming it "Bob", "Fred" or "George" because they can think of nothing more original. (nothing against those names of people, just random objects) it is perfectly legal, and in fact, encouraged to smack line crossers when they do what they do, because it will eventually show them that in the real world, they will be beat up by people bigger than them.

PERSON#1: "Ok, i am on this side of the line, *points to line in sidewalk* now don't cross it please"
LINE CROSSER: *puts a toe/finger across the line* "look, i crossed it!"
PERSON#1: *smacks line crosser* "wtf did i say?!?"

by titagula November 30, 2010

Animal Crosser

One who plays the video game Animal Crossing, consistently, to the point that it takes over almost all aspects of his/her life.

One who is an Animal Crosser might say...
"Wow i just won the bug off! Now my life is complete!"

by Katrinacoff January 23, 2014

Loose Coose

A bitch who says she loves you and then fucks your bestfriend. A slut who needs her legs clamped closed. She can’t even keep a dick out of her mouth long enough to apologize.

“I saw loose Coose today”

“Ew fuck her, but like not literally, she’s had more guys than a truck stop”

by Everybody clap your cheeks September 5, 2018

Arms Crossed

You fuck a crazy about of bitches on the daily

william always has his arms crossed

by Ralph01 April 18, 2022

crooked letter

A word meaning the letter 'S'

"C-A- crooked letter, crooked letter, I, D-Y, who you know that cook a better pie?" -Cassidy

by MeAgain October 16, 2006