A cock with a overly large head shaped much like the cap of a mushroom. The result is a (or what seems to be) a thin shaft with a mushroom cap like dick head.
Hathaway: (pulls down pants)
Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender
Bill: Couldent have said it better myself
Dow: Nice cockshroom, now go shove it in a rusty blender
Bill: Couldent have said it better myself
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That shot was Cockshit........
by karl104 May 7, 2011
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The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.
by FLACE February 24, 2010
Get the COCKSANDWICH mug.A homosexual who aligns themselves with the conservative movement and Republican party despite the fact that conservatives and Republicans in general, hate the gays and want to strip them of their rights.
Andy: Pete's gay. How the hell can he be a right wing conservative Republican?
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.
Ron: I don't know. I guess some fags are just cockservative.
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Get the cocks and apps mug.Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"
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