Creepy Brian

A Creepy Brian, or Creepus Brianus to the scientific world, is a species of ignoramus quite common in the urban and suburban areas of the United States. Creepy Brians are an unnecessarily confrontational animal that can often be found being lewd to either sex, regardless of age. Their diet consists of mostly negative attention and Jägermeister with the occasional "munchies" concoctions due to moderate and inconsistent use if soft drugs. Many families and social circles have a domesticated Creepy Brian due to their entertaining reactions to alcohol, over enthusiasm for board games, and how they can't stand being ripped on. However, semi-domesticated, or "stray" Creepy Brains, may attach itself to a social group craving acceptance although clearly not wanted and being generally creepy. Government control of Creepy Brians has been attempted but unsucessful due to heavy protest from animal rights groups such as PETA and CBAH2A (Creepy Brains Are Humans Too Almost). If you find yourself in the presence of an unwanted Creepy Brian, ignore it, and it will eventually get sick of not being the center of attention and migrate somewhere with more Jägermeister.

I saw Creepy Brian on Dateline last night. I'm happy he finally got caught.

Creepy Brian by alainaTHEmadRUSSIAN January 26, 2011

creepy russian uncle 

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.

Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.

creepy russian uncle by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

Creepy Doll 

LittleAlii’s sim creation on her twitch livestream

Watch LittleAlii’s livestream on twitch to see her “Creepy Doll” Sim. Also follow her on Twitch....she’s dope 🤟🏼

Creepy Doll by 123laugh456 May 28, 2018

Creepy Dance 

A dance originating in the fall at Randolph-Macon. This dance is performed while very intoxicated and preferably on someone of the opposite sex and this person (for legal precautions) preferably will be a close friend. The danceusually involves hip gyrations, thrust and bouncing along with but not limited to very close contact of the lower body if not whole body heavy breathing on neck and usually some rap or techno music blaring in the backround (music may not be required if intoxicated enough)

Katie: Hey How was last night?
Kellyn: Great. The party was wild.
Katie:Did ya'll drink?
Kellyn: Yeah we did. Casey Was GONE.
Katie: Really??
Kellyn: yeah Really. He Creepy Danced up on me. But I really liked it.

Creepy Dance by Irby Hall February 9, 2006

creepy-ass cracker

a white person who is acting in a strange, menacing, or otherwise deviant manner, especially if the person is following you, stalking you, or threatening you in any way.

By carrying a gun, calling the police, and following Trayvon Martin because Martin was a young black man in a predominantly white neighborhood, George Zimmerman was acting like a creepy-ass cracker.

creepy-ass cracker by tokai August 16, 2013

creepy craigo  

a cum loving sodomy obsessionist with an affection towards young children. This prowler often poses as a child care assistant to get closer to his targets, they have even been known to live around high amounts of unsuspecting children. Often overweight, creepy craigo's are easy to spot due to their massive walri structure, their pubic facial hair, and their loud, always open, mouth.

hey annie, look at that creepy craigo we better hide the children, he'll either fuck them or eat them given the chance!

creepy craigo by dommy thumb May 18, 2008

Creepy Leeper 

While wearing a ski mask and knee-high dress socks, blow an absolute load into her mouth. She will then spit the creamy remains into her hand and proceed to rub it on her vag for use as natural lubricant... Continue fucking, of course!

Hey Tom!
Hey Max!
Did you hear about the "Creepy Leeper" I laid down on that slut last Saturday?
No you didn't!
Yes I fucking did! Shaniqua was hot!
Sweet man!

Creepy Leeper by Mr. Larry Johnson May 20, 2007