coronaaavarus

something that cardi b yelled and then it went viral turned into a song now its all over tiktok wow im done

booty will become booty

someone : *touches yu*
coronaaavarus shit is real shit is getting real.

by COVID!(sHOULDBEINJAILMURDEREDR April 12, 2020

CoronaCreates

A symptom of Quarantine when you go insane and start creating random stuff like a sail boat or a swing set. Most commonly appears in adults and crafty children. This is only one of the symptoms of Quarantine

Boy 1: Guys, what is Arnold doing?

Arnold: *Sawing wood for a new table*

Boy 2: Oh no, he's got one of the Quarantine symptoms......CORONACREATES!

by Ilikekombucha April 20, 2020

coronadog

A term for dogs adopted in the surge of pet fostering and animal adoptions during the covid-19 pandemic.

"I love my coronadog, it makes quarantine so easy."
"I heard Jeff picked up a coronadog, we should teach it fetch."
"Yo, we STILL got this fuckin' coronadog?? BRUH. coronavirus shit been over for a month now."
"I ain't payin for no fuckin' coronadog! That check is for us!"

by delete earth April 23, 2020

corona dick

when you get an erection multiple times per day because you have way too much free time, especially when being quarantined indefinitely.

Friend: Dude get on Warzone, we need a 4th.
You: Bro I can't, I got the corona dick I'll be on a little later.
Friend: Damn bro when are you going to get over that?
You: I don't know man, I don't know when it will end.

by Tkashh April 26, 2020

Corkonian Cock Conductor

A form of sexual act where one partner pulls out a Tazer mid way through, without alerting the other partner, before firing or jamming it into the still moving penis, electrocuting both partners. The name comes from the belief that only girls from Cork City, Ireland, would be open to such an activity without prior consent.

She surprised me with the ‘ol Corkonian Cock Conductor two weeks ago, my dick still tingles every time I walk.

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Corona Casual

1. A combination of features, making one appear appear lazy and unkempt, with expectations of zero productivity. These features include but are not limited to, lack of showering, unbrushed hair, incessant snacking all while wearing some combination of the following attire: underwear, tee shirt, tank top, sweatshirt, sweatpants and/or shorts. Females are inevitably braless and without make up.

1. Despite my feeble attempt to look somewhat presentable, I am going out tonight looking corona casual.

by Emino Asid May 1, 2020

Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.

I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.

by is this pseudonym also taken May 8, 2020