conjugal debit

A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.

Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.

Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.

by vsousa March 1, 2010

Conjunkula

To diddle madly with your junk ;) Or masterbate insanely

I'm gonna go conjunkula! I like to conjunkula

by Nicole smexxxyyy May 28, 2011

conjumplaining

The act of jumping to conclusions so your right to complain is justified.

This tactic is typically involves deflective arguing and ignoring what the other person has to say.

People who use this tactic will also typically have very low respect for the person they are talking to, as well as having no sense of honor

Man: I wish women would stop being so selfish

Women: If your gay that's ok, nobody likes ugly, pathetic, desperate faggots anyway

Man: I'm so tired of women always conjumplaining

Women: If your gonna hit me, do it right now so I can beat you up, or file assault charges if you win the fight

Man: (censored for graphic violence)

by Optical_Epilepsy May 14, 2011

conjecturatti

members of the media, especially tech bloggers who create news by conjecture and not facts. First known use is on tech news site Wireless and Mobile News.

The conjecturatti reported that the new Nexus tablet would have full size ports.

by MsAtrix September 3, 2012

conjengular

(adj) a word that is used to describe the positive or negative extremes of any situation, person, place, or thing

(1)
Rob- Did you see the game last night?
Jim- DUDE! I couldn't believe it... the Yanks were so conjengular!!!

(2)
John- so last night when my girl passed out after we fucked... I went across the hall and fucked her sister
Tim- Bro, that's fucking conjengular as hell...I don't know how you get away with it!

by Jim_E_Fish September 5, 2012

conjugal love

when two old people wake up in bed together, look at each other, and think, "...fucker."

"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."

by ninjafools15 June 5, 2014

conjibulate

Verb. When cake batter overflows the tin in the oven.

I hope that cake doesn't conjibulate. The tin was quite full.

by Cake Maestro May 12, 2014